My Bogus Phone

February 7, 2008

This was the last time I held/owned a motorzr v3. At this very same day... I met a BOGUS PHONE... we met sa 168... intsik din ang nagbenta... buti nabaratan namin.

eto siya! isang china phone! mura lang PhP6000.00 + PhP500.00 1Gb mem card

• dual sim... (sabay na gumagana... no need to turn your mobile phone off!)
• may tv... malinaw at malaki ang screen... may BARON antenna pa! joke!
  
• may fm radio... meh... ok lang
• 512mb default memory w/ expandable memory
• may kasama nang spare battery... each tumatagal ng 2 araw
  
• dual camera... sa harap at likod... lahat ng pics sa post galing sa phone na ito... be the judge
• 2 ang bluetooth... isa for file transfer... isa para sa headphones
  
• may video recorder din... so far ok naman...
• with mp3 and mp4 player... hay salamat...
• tats iskrin (touch screen pero hirap gamitin) w/ stylus pa!
• mabigat kumpara sa ibang china pown
  
• personalized ringtone pero message tone hindi! what's up with that?!
• "games" daw pero iisa lang ang game! di pa ma-install-an ng iba pang games!
• walang themes! where's the individuality?
• may mga features na di ko makuha... namemorize ko na ata ang manual...
• may NOKIA logo... pirated talaga... N99i.. huwaw!~ NOKLA!
  
• bumabagal ang type pag mahaba na message mo
• mega vibrate ang phone pag malakas ang tugtog... di naka-on ang vibrate mode
• matigas ang keypads... magkaka-callo ka sa kaka-text
• putcha! parang nagrereklamo na ako ah! bogus phone... doh!

isa ito sa mga features ng bogus phone ko... may iba ibang camera effect and other kaeklatan sa camera... cool!

wala lang... picture ng kurtina ko sa kwarto... pambatang-pambata... bili din sa 168...

picture ng kurtina sa gabi... may ilaw sa labas... at glow in the dark ang mga stars nyan... cute...

picture ng aso ko... si chuckie... mailap sa camera yan pero natripan niya si bogus phone...
mas mukha pong tao si chuckie kesa kay IMAW

ok... yun lang... nagmayabang lang ako na may bago akong phone... more than 4 years bago ako dnagtiyaga sa N6610 ko (third phone ko)... itong china phone na ata ang ika-5 kong phone... pag nasira... bili na lang uli. mura lang eh...

Broken Pieces

I stand before you as an open book. I expressed myself freely that I had shown you the very deepest of my soul. I know how appalled you got to see how horrible I am, but later you came to look back and appreciate all the dirt hidden beneath this skin. That was until you had me convinced that I was well appreciated. Then the moment of truth came. You took another good look at me... and gave me a nod that approved my freedom to be myself again. You just let me be. Then after all the glorious moments of blissfulness... I was shattered into minute pieces. Do you even care to pick me up? No... Instead you swept me off your floor. Threw me in the garbage bin... never to be seen... EVER AGAIN...

I just want to thank you for all the things that have passed. I ever you are reading this... it means I'm already dead. Thank you for the tragedy of my life...

TV Mem'ries No.1: The Beakman's World

Reminiscing time! Hello kids and bloghoppers! Thank you for dropping by my blogs... Well anyway! It is just odd that I have thought of posting my cherished memories here. Talk about CHERISHED?! Is this worth cherishing?

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D'oh?! Of course it is!
The Beakman's World is one of my fave shows when I was a young. Not only it's funny, it's educational! (What a geek!)

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To those who does not have an idea what is the BEAKMAN'S WORLD, let me introduce you to the very zany and colorful world of science... in Beakman's World of course!

This program is actually based on a comic strip... You got that right --- a comic strip. Imagine an educational illustration for kids on newsprint... Makes me sneeze... ah~choo! Beakman's World premiered in September, 1992 on The Learning Channel, featuring odd characters demonstrating comic experiments which can be enjoyed by kids and some adults of course! The program was cancelled in the year 1998 despite of it's popularity. This was seen in almost 90 countries around the world.

Here in the Philippines, I watched the show on RPN9 every afternoon and I was pretty much sucked into it. (with the swirling eyes!)

Here I present you guys, the actors who made this program a success...

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Ok... who would have thought that the person below would look as eccentric as...

...This one?
Fellas, his name is Paul Zaloom. The actor who played the role of Beakman. A crazy@ss scientist who knows all... (not really)

The gentleman below is named Mark Ritts. He portrayed the "cute" character in the Beakman's World...

...Lester the Rat...
Lester is actually a lab rat who reluctantly assists Beakman for their experiments. He only does this for food. He is actually my favorite character here. Heehee! On the first episodes of Beakman's World, Lester is actually a puppet... then was replaced by a real person (a puppeteer named Mark Ritts, d'oh!) clad in a worn ratsuit. Cute huh...

Beakman's assistants:

The very first assistant of Beakman is this lady:

Her name is Alanna Ubach. She played the role of Josie, Beakman's pioneer assistant.
I haven't seen her much when I was watching the Beakman's World. But I'm sure that she is one of the casts in Legally Blonde and Meet the Fockers. (you do the research you lazy@ss!)
On to the next Beakman lab assistant!

Here I gladly present you Beakman's second assistant...
...LIZA...

The actress you see below is named Eliza Jane Schneider.

She is known as Liza in the Beakman's World. And she is the first Beakman assisitant I ever saw on Philippine TV. She is actually a voice actress in some popular animated series like South Park and Invader Zim (Doom! To all earthlings!!!)

Beakman's last alb assistant is the very very cute Senta Moses...
She played the role of Phoebe... She actually played the longest in the Beakman series. And she's my favorite assistant as well.
I just learned one thing in the Beakman's World. If you're a very good-looking girl with promising talents and wit, don't be a Beakman assistant. It makes you ugly... If not, it makes you wear some horrible wardrobe...

The penguins on the next picture is named Don and Herb. They were usually seen at the beginning and end of the show where the scene practically takes place in the South Pole. Those nice critters...


Aside from these characters, there are those who were not mentioned:

• Beakman's Mom (Beakmom) played by the actress, Jean Stapleton
• Ray, another assistant of Beakman... I always only see his hands giving props and tools for Beakman (those nice hands...)
• and other characters played by the same actors (Paul Zaloom and Mark Ritts)

So that is the Beakman's World... I sure do miss this show.

On with the torrents!!!

Extreme Brainstorming to Create a Sensible Blog Post

These are the ways of looking at blog posting in a different perspective:

• We should look for more stuff new to us. Be curious! Explore! Try something fun, original and creative!
• Jog your memory. A good blog is a detailed one! So do not forget good things that would make a good blog post!
• Be a... ...PUT^NG#%^! AMBAHO NI CHUCKIE! WALANGHIYANG ASO KA! UMUTOT KA NANAMAN!

Syet ah... ayoko na. wala na akong gana! (>_<);

Year 2007: Time-wasting Accomplished!!!

* The otaku blood has REAWKENED. I've never been happier in my ENTIRE life.

* I'm so happy to be in the choir again. Again my life has been completed.

* I was reunited with people I've only known for a while in FEU morayta... now we are a solid alliance of renegade anime geeks.

* I have been introduced to the world of anicon and cosplay. F^c&! Why only now?

* I downloaded massive files... games, videos and programs... got them from micro torrents.

* I managed to download tons of mangas.

* I joined the #lurk chat room. I really am an otaku!

* I joined deviantart.com especially now that I have a scanner at home.

* I got to know who Alodia is. I seem to be weak on my knees right now.

* I finally met Alodia! A few days before my birthday! (I even shook her hand)

* I had endured great misery. Thanks for the trauma.

* I have been bugged to take the ASCPi. Say! Say! Say! That's is really a great idea!

* I have been introduced to tons of NON-MAINSTREAM anime. I now have a higher taste in this aspect.

* I have been motivated to pursue my artistic hobbies.

* I was introduced to a total idiot named IMAW... an entity of living coprolith.

* I applied for a job for the first time. Well it was not that bad really.

* I got my very first job! I became an online English teacher.

* I gained more friends because of this job... Co-teachers and students alike.

* Really... I now have friends across the seas.

* I got pissed off because of this job. Well not the job itself but the company. It's not that really stable.

* I'm on the verge of clearing all my 'academic" dilemmas... still need time though.

* I have to keep a sharper eye on my sister... touchy subject...

* So far I have been playing 50 or more games from downloads alone this 2007. Wow!!!

* My good buddy, Miyang, flew home to the Nihon country. I miss you Haneh.

* I met more friends this 2007... This time in church. So they are a bunch of Holy friends...

* I already started making a story for a manga... Is it still moving on? Not really...

* This is the first time I made a recollection of mem'ries for the entire year... What for?

* I met another good buddy before the year ended. Thanks kuya Alan.

* I bought a bunch of anime DVDs. That is a hefty bunch!!!

* I downloaded some sick, tortured, painful, vintage, and almost pornographic videos. So sick it will make you hurl! Hmmm... burgers...

* I learned a lot fr0m my alyanza friends. Thank you Mai-chan, Imawlyn, Miyang (kahit di ka otaku), etc.

* I have a few faves: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, CrOmartie High (Hayashida-dono!), Naruto and Uzumaki/Vortex (which is another kind of manga)

* I was reunited with my Med Tech peeps. Although ang konti natin nun.

* The crazy Carl you know still exists... only spicier.

~~~ Overall, this year was a blast. I am an OTAKU!!! FOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (' 3 ')

Asian Extreme Horror

The Jap/Asian Horror movie fad invaded the whole world as the movie "Ringu" triggered the attention of the multitudes of curious souls. (That was deep.) Even before the popularity of the "Ringu", I was an obsessed horror movie patronizer. More gore, more glory for me. Of course I was just pre-occupied on the Western horror movies that really seemed too CLICHÉD because for every western movie i saw before, there is always a group of youngsters (preferably some horny bitches, also a horny jock, some simpleton and a bunch of 2nd bananas) and during or right after some casual sex, the jock dies first {during or after the climax}, leaving the busty bitch clad in some underwear or just running topless (boing! boing! boing!), (why is me pants getting tighter?!) screams for mercy as the monster "slash" killer hacks or severs her head with some sharp appendage, weapon, whatever. Now after getting tired of the usual Western flavor, my attetion was caught by a certain music video which is actually a soundtrack for the movie "Ringu" (if my memory serves me correctly, the music video was "The Hole" by the "Grayhounds"). An' too bad for me, this music video served as a MAJOR SPOILER for the very gist of the "RINGU" horror was part of the music video (it was the scene where Sadako came out of the TV). ...as I see the movie, I never had the chilling factor when Sadako came out...

...so leave me alone... ...I'm bitter... TOINK!

Moving along...

Then every Asian horror flick sprouted like mushrooms on a rotting log after a very rainy day. (Hmmmm... very novel-ish) I can clearly remember those days when I was actually at the peak of getting obsessed on Asian horror; that I tried to make sure that I don't miss a movie shown on theaters or a DVD that was just released. This is to catch up to the exponential rise of this freakin' fad. (What can I do? I WAS obsessed!) That's why I already had a huge collection of AHF (Asian Horror Flicks) on DVDs. Thank Quiapo and Fairview as very reliable sources! It is so large that I already lost count and maybe 3 or 5 copies were lost... However that is not a big dilemma. With a fair broadband connection and an efficient torrent program, I don't have to go further than my PC just to access more AHFs.

So without further ado, I hereby post this list of movies. I must get ready to be stumped.

• Ringu
• Ringu 2
• Ringu 0
• Rasen (it was merely just skimming rather than watching)
• The Ring (US, but derived from Asian origin so shut up and read along)
• The Ring 2 (US)
• Ju-on
• Ju-on2
• Ju-on2 (TV movie/V-cinema version)
• The Grudge (US)
• The Grudge 2 (US)
• Battle Royale
• Battle Royale 2 (half of the movie only... *sob!* [Neutral] )
• Double Vision
• Ryeong (The Ghost)
• The Eye
• The Eye2
• Dumplings (Three Extremes)
• Shutter
• One Missed Call
• One Missed Call 2
• One Missed Call 3: Final
• Audition
• Chaos
• Premonition
• Reincarnation
• Inner Senses
• Kairo/Pulse
• Pulse (US, which sucked in comparison to the Asian version)
• Dark Water (US)
• Acacia
• Phone
• A Tale of Two Sisters
• Whispering Corridors
• The Wishing Stairs
• Infection
• ABnormal Beauty
• Doll Master
• The Sisters
• Suicide Circle
• Lady Snowblood: Blizzard for the Netherworld
• Old Boy
• Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
• Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
• Uzumaki (Again, not Uzumaki Naruto!)
• Casshern
• Gozu
• Guinea Pig 3 : He Never Dies
• The Red Shoes
• Zatoichi (2004)
• Rubber's Lover
• Azumi
• Azumi 2
• Seven Samurai (Very luma)
• Female Prisoner Series
• Visitor Q

Let's not forget some good Filipino Horror flicks (yes, Filipinos are Asians, oblivious!):

• Feng Shui
• Wag Kang Lilingon (Don't Look Back)
• Sukob
• Shake, Rattle & Roll 1 (I only consider the first of the series since it's totally better than those shown today)

=====> as for other Filipino Horror flicks, meh... meh-diocre.

So far that what I can remember i ever watched and liked (semi).

A Long List of Games I Played... The HEADACHE~!!!

This is the list of video games I had ever played (sort of in an addictive manner) ever since I took hold of a Nintendo Game & Watch console when I was a widdle, wobbly kid. As I list down the history of my gaming life, some of the chosen games will be further discussed and reviewed in the following journal entries. This list will be subject to frequent updates if ever I might have forgotten a game or two, and probably when I have the chance to play another new game in the future. So here is the list grouped according to their respective platforms (I only had played in few platforms... ):

I. Nintendo Game & Watch (LCD fun... as if you are playing with a calculator!)

• Super Mario Bros.
  
• Donkey Kong 2 (Double Screen)

II. Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer

• Super Mario Bros. (classic genius!)
  
• Duck Hunt
  
• Super Mario 2
  
• Battle Tank
  
• Bartman Meets the Radioactive Man
  
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack in Manhattan (?)
  
• Twin Bee
  
• Tiny Toons
  
• Super Mario 3
  
• Ninja Gaiden
  
• Contra (^,^,v,v,<,>,<,>,sel,start,sel,start!)
  
• Gradius (^,^,v,v,<,>,<,>,sel,start,sel,start!)
  
• Popeye
  
• Adventure Island

III. Nintendo Gameboy

• Super Mario Land
• Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
  
• Kirby's Dream Land
  
• Wario Land II
  
• Tetris
  
• Dr. Mario
  
• Tiny Toons Adventures
  
• Kureyon Shin-Chan Adventures
  
• Adventure Island
  
• Aladdin (Disney)
  
• Bomberman GB
  
• Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
  
• Mega Man
  
• Metroid (?)
  
• Yu Yu Hakusho Fighting Game
  
• Pipe Dream (why?! )
  
• Pokemon Yellow
  
• Ranma 1/2
  
• Samurai Shodown
  
• Ultraman (Chibi)

IV. Sega Game Gear

• Sonic
  
• Sonic 2
  
• Sonic and Tails
  
• Sonic Spinball
  
• Shinobi

V. Nintendo Gameboy Advance (ARRRRGH!!! this'll be a longer list!!!)

• Castelvania: Aria of Sorrow (GBA favorite)
  
• Castlevania: Circle of the Moon
  
• Wario Wares Inc. (very educational... ~raspberry~)
  
• Wario 4
  
• Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga (funny game)
  
• Need for Speed Underground 2
  
• Flame of Recca
  
• Final Fantasy 4
  
• Final Fantasy 5
  
• Advance Wars
  
• Fire Emblem 7 - Blazing Sword
  
• Fire Emblem 8 - Sacred Stones
  
• Crash Bandicoot
  
• Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
  
• R-Type III
  
• Dragon Ball GT -Transformation
  
• Dragon Ball Z Super Saiyan Warriors ()
  
• Dragon Ball Z Legacy of Goku 1&2
  
• Dragon Ball Z Buu's Fury
  
• Avatar: The Last Air Bender
  
• Golden Sun
  
• Jackie Chan Adventures
  
• Kirby - Nightmare in Dreamworld
  
• Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
  
• Mega Man Zero
  
• Mega Man Zero 3
  
• Mega Man Zero 4
  
• Metroid Fusion
  
• Mario vs. Donkey Kong
  
• Mario Kart Super Circuit
  
• Mario Bros. Party Advance
  
• Mega Man Battle Net 6
  
• Metal Slug Advance
  
• Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green
  
• Pokemon Sapphire/Ruby
  
• SD GUNDAM Force
  
• Sonic Advance
  
• Super Mario Advance
  
• Super Mario Advance 3 - Yoshi's Island (Baby Mario!)
  
• Super Mario World
  
• Street Fighter Alpha 3
  
• Legend of Zelda - Link to the Past
  
• Legend of Zelda - Minish Cup
  
• The Sword of Mana
  
• Lufia: Ruins of Lore

VI. Nintendo 64

• Mario 64
  
• Castlevania
  
• Castlevania 2 - Legacy of Darkness
  
• Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time
  
• Paper Mario

VII. PC Games

• Diablo
  
• Diablo 2: LOD
  
• Starcraft
  
• Get Medieval
  
• Prince of Persia (Retro Game)
  
• Prince of Persia - Two Thrones
  
• Sonic DX Director's Cut
  
• Divine Divinity
  
• Sacred
  
• Dungeon Lords
  
• Silent Hill for PC
  
• Silent Hill 2
  
• Silent Hill 4: The Room
  
• Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
  
• Resident Evil 4
  
• Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
  
• Neverwinter Nights 2
  
• Gothic 3 (Grrrr... very frustrating!)
  
• Dungeon Siege
  
• Blair Witch (?)
  
• Condemned: Criminal Origins (Thug-bashing Goodness!)
  
• American McGee's Alice
  
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  
• Titan Quest: Immortal Throne
  
• X-Men Legends: Rise of the Apocalypse
  
• Marvel Ultimate Alliance
  
• Giga Rensha: Kutar Games (check wikipedia.com for info)
  
• Spiderman The Movie
  
• The Sims and all its expansions
  
• The Sims 2, University, Night Life, Open for Business, Pets, Seasons, Holiday Pack, Family Fun Package, and some mods.
  
• UNO for PC
  
• The Simpson's Hit and Run
  
• Onimusha 3 PC
  
• Megaman X3 (?)
  
• Zuma Deluxe
  
• Text Twist
  
• Bookworm Adventures
  
• Bookworm Deluxe
  
• BeJeweled 2
  
• Monopoly PC
  
• Ragnarok Offline
  
• Ultimate Spiderman
  
• Constantine (me likey-likey!)
  
• Final Fantasy VII (PC)
  
• Sherlock Holmes The Awakened (Demo? I don't think so...)
  
• Tomb Raider Anniversary (Lara is soooo hot! rrrrrrrrawwrrrrrrr!)
  
• Two Worlds (weak game)
  
• Matrix: The Path of Neo
• Loki
  

WHEW! Guess that's all for now. Never had PS consoles. Awwww.... But hey... I got me PC here. Very versatile! However I never had the chance to play Fatal Frame Series... Awwww...

So this is my long list of games. 90% listed above had been my addictions. Call me "Game Geek", "Game Freak", "Button-mashing-slacker-for-life", whatever I don't care. I just do what i want to do. And that is having plain, simple fun. Watch out for further updates and journal entries for game reviews.

I'm the cRaPbOaRd~MaStEr!!!

Hello dear bloghoppers. I bid you welcome to my mind's playground...

First off... I make posts whenever I wanted to and whatever I have in mind. So to those who object, I only give a damn to those who gives proof and justice to my opinions. Well as to those who just talk sh!+... get bent and I'll kick your asses out here!

The reason I am posting right now is to introduce you, ladies and germs, the greatest author of this blog... (Well, I'm the only author here so just STFU and read on!)

I present you... the great cRaPbOaRd~MaStEr!!!

Whaaaaa! demonyo!

To start off, the cRaPbOaRd~MaStEr, is an ordinary schmuck with extraordinary and creative ideas. I try my best to blurt out all the crazy stuff that's in my mind through different outlets such as music, drawing, poetry and of course... writing. (which include blogging... d'oh?!) I sometimes tackle things seriously but generally I just mess things up... in an enlightening perspective.

The stuff the cRaPbOaRd~MaStEr loves

Talkin' about my love for crap and stuff... well that's a big topic. I am really into lots of er... things! I love music, video games, manga and anime, drawing, calligraphy, creative story writing, movies and DVDs, science, paranormal/horror stuff, gore and violence, nice informative books, studying inferior minds, some computer programs, computers, sports? (no... not really), martial arts (did I mention sports? this... I have to learn), travelling (that's because I'm not that well-traveled... sooo contradicting!), hentai, cartoons, documentaries, comedy TV shows, cooking, Japanese culture and sex... lots of sex.

Obviously, if you try to analyze my favorite stuffs, I am fond of aesthetics or making things based on the figments of my imagination. That's because I am creative, period. I had it since I was a little tod. I started drawing at the age of three but I haven't honed this skill perfectly especially when it comes to draw the Japanese way. A friend told me that I draw like an American. (Marvel stuff that is...) It's because I got used to draw the X-men when I was in elementary school. I just started drawing manga before the year 2000. So if ever you see my works, be easy on me. I'm not a pro!

On with the other stuff... I am a game geek. I play a lot of video games. I have played a few number of consoles but I was really sucked in to playing PC games... especially Role Playing Games, Adventure & action and Horror Survival Action. Right now, I am trying to finish Silent Hill 4. It really scared the sh!t out of me... so just got the nerve to finish it since I started playing it since last 2006. (almost two years?! You wimp!)
If you want to know the huge selection of games I played in my entire life, I will provide another post for this.

I am also a horror fan freak. From ghost stories to videos and even ghost hunting, I'm in! I once tried to activate my sixth sense... but it was some crazy sh!+... so did not continue this kind of... challenge. I have another story for this so watch out for the later posts.

What else? Okay, I am currently stumped... On with the stuff that pisses me off!

What pisses me off?

There are lots of stuff that ticks me off. First in the list are the people in our alliance's death list. We hate stupid and pathetic people and that includes posers. Making fun of them through blogging is already a hobby... It's on my other blog so be resourceful to look for it. I promise you, that other blog is very entertaining. The other next thing that I hate is the Philippine government and politics. Dirty... dirty politics... Next in the list are house helpers who can't help at all. They are useless people you hire but does nothing but crap and headache... Just wait for the coming posts. Then... Then... Then... I hate drawing hands! Don't ask... I just hate them. I also hate stupid commercials, flirting skanks, brainless buffed testosterone-filled braggarts, stupid and talentless celebrities (Carlos Agassi? present!), boy bands, Avril Lavigne, Ashley Simpson, Simple Plan, Pinoy Emo Wannabees, Brownman Revival, Sex Bomb Dancers, GMA Kapuso Network, some ABS-CBN shows (KOKEY! KILL THAT UGLY ALIEN!), Terri and Henry in the Amazing Race Asia 2 (Butangerang Terri yan... a typical Pinoy Tralalian!) pop-up ads and banners and dinuguan!

That's all for now... Guess I have showed you a part me already. Know me better once you rad on my next posts. So stay updated...